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Tuesday 29 May 2012

Hotel Caledonia



On a dark Scottish highway, damp wind in Ken’s hair
Warm smell of haggis, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, he saw a forum light
His head grew heavy and his sight grew dim
He had to stop for the night
There Sue stood in the doorway;
He heard the mission bell
And he was thinking to himself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then Sue lit up a candle and she showed Ken the way
There were voices down the corridor,
He thought he heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel Caledonia
Such a lonely place (Such a lonely place)
Such a lonely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Caledonia
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here

Last thing Ken remembered, he was
Running for the door
He had to find the passage back
To the forum he was before
"Relax,” said the night man,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "

Sing along to an acoustic version  of Hotel Caledonia!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN-VZxG4lDQ&feature=related

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

BRILLIANT!!!! ;D

(He's arguing with HIMSELF again on DiabolicalABC-UK.COM today by the looks of it!! Keep 'em coming Cugila,Ken and the other many faces!lol)

Anonymous said...

I know that there is a lot of stuff on here about Ken being f**king bonkers but having just read his abc site I've got to say, Ken is f**king bonkers. This is his welcome to some poor deluded fool who has just joined and questioned why he is still ranting about a 'rancid Canadian Doctor':

"Lorna
Welcome to our Forum. It is a friendly place for all those who wish to join. However we have a strict policy for those whose only purpose in joining is to create problems here. We do not tolerate such behaviour as takes place elsewhere. "

If that's not friendly I don't know what is.

So, yup I agree Ken is f**king bonkers. Or is that Sid? I forget.

No; I know what it is; is Ken actually a character from The League of Gentlemen; 'this is a local people's forum, for local people...'

Anonymous said...

I had to laugh though,the new member on ABC,is the person who on D.co.uk yesterday,on a thread asking if there was any good diabetic blogs around,replied with a positive review and link to this blog!!XD I don't know who was on Mod duty at the time but the WHOLE thread was removed rather than the link and I suspect this member was banned!! for some reason Switzerland keeps coming to mind,I wonder why that is? hmmmm