Due to overwhelming requests, we are re-launching our award winning Magazine ‘Nutter Watch’. All your favourite characters will be appearing. The artist formally known as the ‘slippery one’ Phoenix the Bat, the Cherub, and the Bonkers Brothers. Nobhead will be writing a regular column called ‘I’m all right Jack FU’ featuring a robust defence of the truly lamentable treatment offered to far too many diabetics in the UK.
Bonkers will be running his ever popular ‘Look at the size of my portion’ column and his highly acclaimed recipe section. I can tell you now, his 5lb Celebration chocolates and choccie digestive cake is an absolute stunner. Sid will be giving a full nutritional break down for all his nosh, complete with a list of meds required to keep BG just south of highly dangerous. A sure fire hit for all Carboholics.
The High Priestess of carb pushing, the Bat, will be running a special section on high carb walking and camping. She will show readers how to pack a massive amount of high carb food into an average size rucksack, and still leave room for maps, compass and industrial quantities of insulin. The bat will be serialising her memoir, ‘The Loneliness of the long distance pumper’ published by Bonehead and Wingnut price £24.99 (hardback) First chapter entitled ‘Why I still dream about Hope Warshaw’
The Cherub will be teaching non lowcarbers, how to hold non diabetic HbA1c numbers permanently ! on nil diabetes meds and a low GI diet. Even Richard Bernstein is looking forward to that article. Unfortunately the ex resident dietition, on the diabetes.co.uk forum, refuses to have anything to do with our magazine. A press statement from an unofficial source quoted the dietition, who allegedly said “Haven’t that lot croaked from scurvy yet?”
So folks, get down to your news agents and reserve your copy now to avoid disappointment.
9 comments:
Ye gods you have that group of carb junkies weighed up.
"The 50% carb diet could, in fact, be low carb. It depends how much you are eating overall! There is an assumption that 50% means a large amount of carbs but it needn't be so."
And that rubbish was posted by Osidge a mod.
Put me down for a 12 month subscription! Will Keng Phooey also be a regular contributer? I hope so!,he's gone quiet of late and he's much missed!
Old Kenny boy appears to have been issued an exit visa on his dead as a door nail blog, that at first glance looks very much like a forum. Rumours range from he legged it with a travelling circus, to having gone AWOL in the Cairngorms with a bunch of aging hippies. My money is on he is in a long term residential anger management clinic.
And yes, if we can track him down, I am sure he will make a very colourful contribution.
Eddie
I'm disappointed why have you excluded me from your Nutter Watch, I'll have know that people often say about me "jopar she's nuttier than squirrel poo"
Jopar
Quote from noblehead;
"This thread taken from another diabetes forum does show that most members include some starchy carbs with their meals, the carb value does vary from person to person and indeed from day to day, as you can see very few follow a very restrictive or near-zero carbohydrate diet:"
http://www.diabetessupport.co.uk/boards/showthread.php?t=30349
Has nobhead actually read through the thread, most of the posts are by T1s so they can afford to be less restrictive as in crisps, chocolate, biscuits, pies, chips, mash etc.
Graham
Jopar said: I'm disappointed why have you excluded me from your Nutter Watch, I'll have know that people often say about me "jopar she's nuttier than squirrel poo"
Maybe you are not as important as the others?
A full page spread will feature Jopar in the Nutter Watch first edition.
Eddie
"Has nobhead actually read through the thread, most of the posts are by T1s so they can afford to be less restrictive as in crisps, chocolate, biscuits, pies, chips, mash etc"
Why do you think everyone calls him Nobhead !
Eddie
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