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Wednesday 14 November 2012

Tinker Tailor Liar Troll part 1 The Directors cut !


Karla sat in her safe house flat and watched the sun rising over Brondesbury Park. How had it gone so wrong she thought. Four years of planning, treachery and betrayal all for nothing. The plan was brilliant, she had planned every move down to the smallest detail. She had infiltrated the lowcarb team, with a cunning plan. She had praised the lowcarb team, indeed she had even left forums in support of the team. After a making a cup of tea and given her hobnob a good dunking, she pondered further. She realised her vicious and cowardly attack on a friend of the team had been a massive error of judgement, and was the start of her unravelling. The team had held suspicions for a long time, but now she had completely blown it. Exiled by the team, a new plan was required. Banned at the big forum, and her sock puppet trollery had taken the lowcarb forum out, there was only one place left. The last bastion of the failed and disgraced, Carbo’s cess pit. She would also rejoin the big one under a new name and bide her time.

Knowing it was the hang out of the low carb anti’s she would have to work hard to win them over. She quickly realised they would accept anyone that rubbished Eddie and the team, much to her amazement they even stated they had forgiven her. Karla smiled to herself when she thought how easy Carbos crew had been taken in. Phase two of her new plan was a master stroke, get some of the anonymous ones to start posting on Carbo’s blog using their forum names. Even she had admitted to herself the plan was daring, and not foolproof, could she pull off one last big coup d’état. Within hours Phoenix, Jopar and the cherub had outed themselves. As she put the kettle on and opened her jar of kefir, she laughed out and almost screamed with orgasmic pleasure, how could they have been so dumb she thought. The cherub and Jopar yes, but the member code named the intellectual, this was more than she dared hope for. The intellectual long regarded as the most slippery anti in the known world, had actually posted on Carbo’s blog. How desperate the antis must be she thought. What credibility did they have left.

While the glove puppets, Bonkers and Knobhead had been bleating on about gruesome blogs and forums on the big one, had these dullards forgotten they were the first joiners of the Kenny boys home of misinformation and self adulation. She fell into hysterical laughter when it dawned on her, she had started the destruction of Kenny boy, and there he was trolling again at the big one, the very forum Kenny boy had banned her from, during what became known as ' The Reign of Terror’ She had sowed the seeds of Kenny’s demise, but it was beyond her wildest dreams, to see he had blown out what remained of his brains, yet again.

She was beside herself with joy, as she opened her favourite brand of Austrian chocolates. The big one she had infiltrated was in uproar, thread locking and post deletion, was on the way back to the ‘fat ex copper that used to be a mods days’ The dullards had fell for her ‘They think they know who I am' but, the old it’s my employees name and address’ ruse seemed to have worked, and life was looking sweet. Carbo and his miscreants were rubbishing all sorts of  people, posting lie after lie anonymously, but making mistakes she would never have made. While tucking into her second packet of hobnobs, she weighed up her options. Should she sit back and watch the mayhem, or should she try and infiltrate the new forum.

To be continued.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Has Pneu a twin?" on Carbo's blog has153 comments and counting, poor you, max you got was about 8-10 wasn't it?

And no, I am not Carbo, never even met the guy. I'm just someone who crossed paths with you a few years back on DCUK and one of those responsible for getting you banned.

And BTW, I'm not Ken either, whom you seem to believe lives under your bed. hehehehe

Lowcarb team member said...

"Carbo's blog has153 comments and counting"

When you only post once a month or less you are bound to get a lot of comments on a thread. Also my dim- witted friend, over half the posts are clearly posted by the same person.

BTW we had around 60 comments on the memo from a madman thread dedicated to Kenny boy.

Great to see the net closing in on Kornelia don't you think. I believe she hangs out on Carbos cesspit, how he loves to protect the faceless, the gutless and the criminally insane.

The Police are building quite a file on our old friend Kornelia. Knock on the door imminent I am told.

Eddie

Unknown said...

To be fair, at least the other half was posted by me. (I'm the good looking making the anonymous trolls look stupid).

It's great to see that ETYM has generated the biggest number of posts in Carbo's history!

www.eattoyourmeter.org

Anonymous said...

"Carbo's blog has153 comments and counting"

Yes it good to see some actual posts made by people using their forum names unlike many of carbos anon wimps.

LCF

Unknown said...

Also if you account for the fact that Carbo only posts about 3 times a year, Eddie gets more comments per day, by far.

Anonymous said...

Karen/chocfish14 November 2012 18:57
ROTFL the Ediot trying his little best to defend himself, its not working, is it?
Yoi are, as usual, making even more of an idiot of yourself each and every time you come out with yet another statement. Keep it up Ediot, its Komik Kutz, uncensored, the rest of the world is laughing at you.
Come on, lets have the next instalment of your wisdom, waiting with baited breath ROTFL

Pity I never got to know the new forum members, in comparison to you they seem to be a decent bunch of people. I wish them and the new forum every bit of good luck and success, though with you sticking your oar in I fear for their survival already.

Posted on the carbophile blog.

Lowcarb team member said...

"Pity I never got to know the new forum members, in comparison to you they seem to be a decent bunch of people. I wish them and the new forum every bit of good luck and success, though with you sticking your oar in I fear for their survival already."

Good job people saw through you eh Karen and a good job you could not get at the members on the the new forum.


Eddie


Witch Finder General said...

Karen has outed herself tonight, it did not take long to flush her out. Carbo does have his uses.

Lowcarb team member said...

Wonder how many comments his posts would get without us, just goes to confirm we are annoying all the right people.

It's about time carbo/tubolard gave us an update on;
Carbophile's Low? GI Diet, Good for Diabetics! You Decide.
http://thelowcarbdiabetic.blogspot.co.uk/2012/02/carbophiles-low-gi-diet-good-for_01.html

Graham

Unknown said...

"You lchfers were always dumb, you don't even realise that when you laugh at anonymous posters you are also laughing at your own supporters who choose to post anonymously. But as these lchf anonymous posters are dumb too they do not realise this and laugh with you at themselves."

Congratulation. This is possibly the single most retarded thing that I've ever read.

Stephen

Anonymous said...

Stephen, that can than only mean that your retarted brain does not understand what you write or read.

You haven't answered my questin above re Defren, Birofergie etc. are they real names or "anonymous cowards"?

Let's see if you can understand the question the second time round and give an honest answer instead of just being the restart that you are.

Seen as that you are one of the Ediot's foot soldiers and take your orders from him, I won't hold my breath for a sensible answer.

Anonymous said...

Dont think its the post of a retard looks more like the work of a Psychopath.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Stephen, that can than only mean that your retarted brain does not understand what you write or read.

You haven't answered my questin above re Defren, Birofergie etc. are they real names or "anonymous cowards"?

Let's see if you can understand the question the second time round and give an honest answer instead of just being the restart that you are.

Seen as that you are one of the Ediot's foot soldiers and take your orders from him, I won't hold my breath for a sensible answer.

15 November 2012 13:39

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This dimwit does realise that Stephen is Boroforgie?


Nugila said...

Stephen, that can than only mean that your retarted brain does not understand what you write or read.

You haven't answered my questin above re Defren, Birofergie etc. are they real names or "anonymous cowards"?

Let's see if you can understand the question the second time round and give an honest answer instead of just being the restart that you are.

Seen as that you are one of the Ediot's foot soldiers and take your orders from him, I won't hold my breath for a sensible answer.

Hello Jopar!

I wondered when you'd show up over here,nice try.

Lowcarb team member said...

Hi jodhpur are you calling my friends returds ? I tike exceptune whin my mates are slogged.

Eddie

Paul1976 said...

'Birofergie'?? WTF!! lol

Has Stephen started selling ball point pens on the side? he kept that one quiet on E2YM!:D

Paul

Unknown said...

Yes I can confirm the Borofergie is an anonymous coward.

WTF?

paul1976 said...

"Yes I can confirm the Borofergie is an anonymous coward.

WTF?"
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What planet are these Trolls living on eh?

Paul

Lowcarb team member said...

'Birofergie'?? WTF!! lol"

Birofergie I know his brother Borofergie top geezer and no mistake.

No hiding in the shadows like a gutless and criminally insane anonymous troll for him. Don't ever confuse him with the likes of Carbo and his meat strokers and monkey spankers.

Eddie

paul1976 said...

'Birofergie'?? WTF!! lol"

Birofergie I know his brother Borofergie top geezer and no mistake.

No hiding in the shadows like a gutless and criminally insane anonymous troll for him. Don't ever confuse him with the likes of Carbo and his meat strokers and monkey spankers.

Eddie

Hi Eddie!

Indeed! Borofergie is a smashing bloke,Uber intelligent with a wicked sense of humour! A true gent!

Paul

Unknown said...

"You haven't answered my questin above re Defren, Birofergie etc. are they real names or "anonymous cowards"?

Let's see if you can understand the question the second time round and give an honest answer instead of just being the restart that you are."

My name is Birofergie. I am an anonymous restart. You have cleverly outwitted me again Jo.