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Sunday, 7 May 2017

Eating bogies is good for teeth and overall health, scientists conclude!

Please note this is not a spoof.

One thing that never ceases to amaze me, is the number of screwballs commenting on health. All over the world, Universities and research outfits, are employing countless people, to output a tidal wave of useless information. Take this example from the Telegraph here. 

"Scientists at a number of universities including Harvard and Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) say parents should not discourage their children from picking their noses because they contain 'a rich reservoir of good bacteria.'

Eating snot can also prevent bacteria from sticking to teeth, according to the article published in the journal of the American Society for Microbiology.

The findings even suggest snot could defend against respiratory infections, stomach ulcers and even HIV.

The researchers are even working on a synthetic mucus toothpaste and chewing gum to harness the dental benefits of bogies"

Seriously, what is the take away here? If you engage in dangerous unprotected sexual practises, are  a chronic alcoholic, or chain smoker, eat lots of snot. Sounds charming don't you think. As a person who prides himself in spotting a profitable gap in the marketplace, I am proudly launching a new wonder cure all. All I need, is a high profile dietitian to endorse my life saving health product, and I'v cracked it. Jan! get Sian or Carrie on the phone.  


Eddie

8 comments:

Valerie-Jael said...

Yuck! Haven't those scientists got anything better do? Hug, Valerie

Mary Kirkland said...

Eww, oh dear, now that's gross.

Robert Bennett said...

Not going to lie: kind of gagged.

A lot.

Linda Kay said...

OMG, that is too far out!

Debbie said...

who thinks this stuff up?? and there were studies?? who volunteered?? weird stuff!!

only slightly confused said...

Some things are just not socially acceptable and never will be. Ick Ick Ick

Conniecrafter said...

I will have to say this is the first post that has actually turned my stomach..... to think that they are really researching this kind of thing is just amazing to me when there are so many important things that need to be researched. Yuck!

Magic Love Crow said...

Yuck!! Ewwww!!!