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Thursday 16 August 2012

Julian Assange outed as Monty Beantipper


The UK establishment was in total uproar today, when Julian Assange was confirmed as the lowcarb cyber warrior, Monty Beantipper. Not for the first time, Beantipper has been the subject of sexual ensnarement. Few regulars will have forgotten, the case known as the ‘Trixy the pony stitch up’ Beantipper one of the Worlds foremost lowcarb activists, is no stranger to the high carb lowfat destruction of the human race. It was Beantipper, that first alerted mankind, about junk food and big pharmas evil master plan, to exterminate millions of honest and hard working people across the planet. Beantipper was immediately a marked man. The establishment, and main stream media, put in place a massive campaign to discredit him. Some believe he never existed, and was created to avert attention, from the true lowcarb hero, the infamous Fergus Craig.

Fergus Craig, believed to be an ancestor of the great warrior William Wallace, disappeared from the forum scene some years ago, but his memory and philosophy stays with us, to the present day. Fergus sowed the seeds, and thousands of diabetics harvested the great truth, carbs are not the way forward for a diabetic. Good quality fats, do not cause heart disease and stroke. Ferg was a marked man, and with a very good antennae for self preservation went very low profile, as fast as his very fit legs would carry him.

To be continued.


Eddie

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